The Older I Get- Funny Rooster Candle

This funny candle says, “The older I get, the more I understand why roosters scream to start their day.” A painfully relatable observation for anyone who has reached the age where waking up occasionally feels like a personal attack.

Equal parts funny gift, morning mood and quiet existential agreement, it’s perfect for friends, coworkers, family members—or anyone who understands that sometimes the only reasonable response to a new day is screaming into the void.

Available in 4 oz and 9 oz amber glass jars, with a warm, moody look that feels right at home on a nightstand, desk, kitchen counter or anywhere else you’re reluctantly starting the day.

Great for:

• Funny candle gifts
• Funny gifts for friends
• Birthday gifts with humor
• Gifts for people who hate mornings
• Relatable gifts
• Coworker gifts
• Sarcastic home decor
• “This made me think of you” gifts

Because apparently getting older comes with wisdom. And a much deeper respect for screaming poultry.

Product features:

- Vegan, natural, and non-toxic soy wax blend

- Reusable amber glass jar with screw lid

- Eight scent options including Orange Spice Fir, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, White Sage + Lavender, and Unscented

- 100% cotton wick; ASTM safety compliant; assembled in the USA

- No parabens, phthalates, synthetic dyes, plastics, or lead

Care instructions:

- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.