Funny Retirement Card – No Jokes Work

This funny retirement card says, “I was gonna tell a joke about retirement, but none of them work.” A perfectly dry send-off for coworkers, bosses, teachers, friends, family members—or anyone finally getting promoted to professionally unavailable.

Clever without getting overly sentimental, it’s an easy way to celebrate someone who’s officially done with meetings, emails, alarm clocks and pretending to care what day of the week it is.

Blank inside, so you can add your own message—sweet, sarcastic, heartfelt, or somewhere in between.

Great for:

• Funny retirement cards
• Retirement cards for coworkers
• Funny boss retirement cards
• Teacher retirement cards
• Retirement gifts for friends
• Office farewell cards
• Retirement party gifts

Because after years of hard work, at least they still have a sense of humor.

Product features:

- Printed on 270gsm high-quality white paper

- Available in matte finish

- Comes with envelope; blanks sourced from USA