Don’t Be a Richard — Funny Candle

A gentle reminder for anyone who occasionally needs one.

This funny candle says, “Don’t be a Richard.” Polite enough for display, clear enough for anyone who understands exactly what Richard did to deserve this reputation.

It’s a funny gift for friends, coworkers, siblings, bosses with a sense of humor—or anyone who appreciates sarcasm that manages to make its point without actually saying the word everyone’s thinking.

Available in 4 oz and 9 oz amber glass jars, with a moody, understated look that lets the joke land without turning your space into a novelty shop.

Great for:

• Funny candle gifts
• Sarcastic gifts for friends
• Funny coworker gifts
• Office gifts with humor
• Gifts for siblings
• White elephant gifts
• Housewarming gifts
• Gifts for people with a dry sense of humor

Because sometimes the best life advice is also the simplest: don’t be a Richard.

Product features:

- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend (no parabens, dyes, plastics, or phthalates)

- Reusable amber glass jar — cleans and repurposes after use

- Eight scent options including Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, White Sage + Lavender, and Unscented

- 100% cotton wick; compliant with ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA

- All scents use the same wax color; fragrance oils infused with natural essential oils

Care instructions:

- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.